It occurred to me that the internet, and particularly myspace, has facilitated a dramatic increase in chain letters, many of which carrying dire consequences for those who fail to forward their frivolous messages. All of this bad luck must have grievious implications globally, as we are, as a society, doomed to years without dates, the impending deaths of loved-ones, and other fates ranging from vaguely unsettling to graphically horrifying. At this rate, by 2010, bad luck may reach proportions of a global catastrophe, with the United States leading the world in unluckiness. Human procreation will be severely inhibited by the number of people unable to find dates, and economies will decline as bad luck takes its toll on peoples' employment. The only way to stop this is to fight back. Do not write or perpetuate fucking stupid chain letters. For every chain letter you forward, you are giving bad luck to several more people, who will give it to several more people. Instead, suck it up and take one for the team, do your civic duty and take a bullet. - Cooper Brislain