Mostly compiled from http://www.kithfan.org #101 - Simultaneous Phone Calls (?)(1): two girls call each other simultaneously - The Eradicator (all)(1): the masked squash player - Ballet School (MK)(1): the cruel ballet school teacher - Businessman Head Crusher 1 (all)(1): the head crusher crushes businessmen's heads (Mr. Tyzik) - Cause of Cancer (DB)(1): KITH discovers the cause of cancer - Pear Dream (all)(1): man wakes up from the pear dream - Kathie the Mean Mistreater (BM)(1): Kathie & Mississippi Gary talk about their relationship (Kathie, Mississippi Gary) - Businessman Head Crusher 2 (M)(1): head crusher continued (Mr. Tyzik) #102 - Thirty Helens Agree (-)(1): love hurts - Man's Chest Colonized by Spain (all)(1): a comedy premise - Thirty Helens Agree (-)(1): honesty is the best policy - Cabbage Head on Date (BKS)(1): Cabbage Head goes on a date (Cabbage Head) - Impromptu Tractor with Kids (M)(1): impromptu tractor formed with children - Sarcastic Guy (KD)(1): the guy who can't help being sarcastic - Buddy's Bar -- Race Relations (S)(1): Buddy discusses the races (Buddy) - Thirty Helens (-)(1): you can't pay too much for a good pair of shoes - Agree Having Your Period? (all)(1): guys discuss how they want to be women #103 - Hired Gun Concession Stand (D)(1): gunfighter that runs a concession stand (Gunfighter) - Gorilla (DSK)(1): slapstick sketch about guys attacked by gorilla - Ignore Them 1 (all)(1): man harassed by guys on the street - Citizen Kane (KD)(1): friends have a dispute about the name of a movie - Modern Hero (M)(1): story of a modern hero told by guy in an alley - Ignore Them 2 (all)(1): family harassed by guys continued - Salty Ham (BS)(1): Gordon complains about Fran's salty ham (Fran, Gordon) - Ignore Them 3 (all)(1): funeral goers harassed by guys concluded #104 - Deja Vu! (SB)(1): guys fighting in alley, one gets deja vu - Apollo the Rude (KSM)(1): rude guy ruins some friends' evening out - The Daves I Know Song (BD)(1): Bruce sings about the Daves he knows - Guy with the Good Attitude Toward Menstruation (D)(1): talk about menstruation - Let Me In! (KM)(1): man fighting with wife demands to be let into the house - Timmy (SB)(1): Timmy tries to console his mother & father - Sick of the Swiss (SM)(1): the guy who is sick of the Swiss - The Country Doctor (SKDBM)(1): the leisurely country doctor comes to save the farmer #105 - Lost Drum (KM)(1): man screams about his lost drum - Head Crusher Outside Club 1 (MKS)(1): head crusher crushes heads outside a club (Mr. Tyzik) - Relationship Negotiations (MB)(1): businessmen negotiate relationships (Gerald, Gerald) - Granpa's Poo (all)(1): family at dinner talks about Granpa's poo - Are ET's Dull? (DSKM)(1): exploration of the question "Are Extraterrestrials Dull?" - If Elvis Were My Landlord (all)(1): Bruce wonders what it would be like if Elvis were his landlord - Head Crusher Outside Club 2 (MK)(1): head crusher continued (Mr. Tyzik) #106 - Thirty Helens Agree (-)(1): tattoos aren't for everyone - Apathetic Burglar (SDK)(1): apathetic burglar robs apathetic homeowner - Running Faggot Song (all)(1): the song of the running faggot - Twenty-nine Helens (-)(1): promptness is important - Agree How Businessmen Relax (DKSB)(1): tense businessmen go to the gym to relax - Truck Owner (M)(1): the story of a truck owner (Bobby's Father) - Stray Businessman (all)(1): kid brings home a stray businessman #107 - Hotel La Rut 1 (all)(1): hotel where everyone's in a rut - Parachuter's Odds (all)(1): parachuters wonder about the odds - Hotel La Rut 2 (all)(1): hotel continued - First Poem (BDM)(1): Bobby -- angered by world -- writes first poem (Bobby, Bobby's Mother, Bobby's Father, Laura) - Flether Christian (D)(1): not the real Flether Christian - Hotel La Rut 3 (KSB)(1): hotel continued - Surprise Party (all)(1): Nena from Joymakers makes a surprise party at A.T. & Love (Nena, Danny Husk) #108 - Ping Pong Guy 1 (M)(1): the annoying ping pong watcher's commentary - Pre-Vacation Family Blowout (SBD)(1): the family blowout before the trip (Fran, Gordon, Brian) - Ping Pong Guy 2 (M)(1): the annoying ping pong watcher - Chain Gang (MKD)(1): guy from the chain gang is recognized in restaurant - You Don't Like Us 1 (DKS)(1): the "Nobody Likes Us" Guys try to get a loan ("Nobody Likes Us" Guys) - Buddy's Bar -- Dinosaurs (S)(1): Buddy talks about dinosaurs bad manners (Buddy) - Ping Pong Guy 3 (M)(1): the annoying ping pong watcher - Interracial Couple (DSKM)(1): white girl brings home a black boyfriend to meet her parents - You Don't Like Us 2 (DK)(1): the "Nobody Likes Us" Guys continued #109 - Die in that House 1 (D)(1): man explains how he's going to die in that house - Cathy & Kathie & the Temp (SBM)(1): Cathy & Kathie gossip about Tanya (Cathy, Kathie, Tanya) - Die in that House 2 (DS)(1): continued from above - Preacher Character (M)(1): Mark's preacher character - Confidante to the Stars (SM)(1): Weston discusses the stars (Weston Esterhazy, Virgil) - Die in the House 3 (DK)(1): continued from above - Teddy Bear Picnic (BSD)(1): father tries to put his kid to sleep with a story #110 - Salt Confiscator (all)(1): "security guard" complains about hoopla - Bad Straight Man 1 (KD)(1): vaudeville act with bad straight man - Two Brothers and the Sister (MSB)(1): the drunk brothers come over at 3am - Farmer with a Tail (M)(1): the story of a farmer - One Step at a Time (DS)(1): taking things one clinging, jealous step at a time - Think I'll Go Eat Worms (BK)(1): "Nobody Likes Us" guys sing on a bus (The "Nobody Likes Us" Guys) - Bad Straight Man 2 (KM)(1): vaudeville act with bad straight man part 2 - The Moon (MBD)(1): three guys sit on wall and discuss the moon #111 - Dawn of the Dead (KSMD)(1): silly parody of the movie - Attilla the German Gay Lover (SMB)(1): Attilla and his lover have a spat - Thirty Helens Agree - Fire at Business Meeting (all)(1): fire at a business meeting at A.T. & Love (Danny Husk) - Gunfighter (D)(1): once shot a man just to watch him die (Gunfighter) - Like Romeo and Juliet (B)(1): the lovers that were like Romeo and Juliet - Thirty Helens Agree (-)(1): Hawaii was better before - Barbershop* (all)(1): Clem tells stories in the barber shop #112 - Kathie's Turning Over! (all)(1): Kathie turns over (Kathie, Cathy, Ms. Ferguson, Secretary???, Tanya????) - Billy Dreamer 1 (KM)(1): Billy Dreamer talks to his boss - Folk Music (D)(1): a discussion of folk music - Who's Gay...* (SM)(1): Weston Esterhazy and Virgil discuss who's gay in Hollywood (Weston Esterhazy, Virgil) - Billy Dreamer 2 (KBD)(1): Billy Dreamer dreams while watching TV with friends - Scora the Gentle Shark (all)(1): the legend of Scora, the gentle shark #113 - Lonely City (MKDS)(1): what's happening in the lonely city - Businessmen Networking (BMSD)(1): Gerald and Gerald network at a business party (Gerald, Gerald) - Lopez 1 (M)(1): man calls out for Lopez outside of a house - Fat Hitchhiker (DK)(1): man gives a "fat" guy a lift - Lopez 2 (M)(1): Lopez continued - The Donut Shop (KMBS)(1): man criticizes donut shop customers - Killed by a Lamp (K)(1): man who has to call the wife of a man who was killed by a lamp - Lopez 3 (M)(1): Lopez continued - Becoming an Indian Woman (DSM)(1): boy who has decided to become an Indian woman - Lopez 4 (M)(1): Lopez continued (over credits) #114 - Editors 1 (SK)(1): book editors discuss what to cut - Stop the World -- We Broke Up/ (BDM)(1): song about Bobby's breakup (Bobby, Bobby's Mother, Bobby's Father, Laura) - Editors 2 (SK)(1): editors discuss what to cut - Sold the Land (M)(1): story of a man and his father - Life-After-Death Guy (DK)(1): the guy with the life-after death experience - The Cat (all)(1): the life of a cat, with the cat jazz band - Teacher's Secret Affair/ (DSK)(1): boring teacher has affair during class - Editors 3 (SK)(1): editors discuss what to cut #115 - Cutest Boy on Death Row (DBKM)(1): girls discuss cutest boy on death row (Melanie) - Blues Man Wannabe (M)(1): the faux blues man from Vermont - The Women-Lovers (BD)(1): the men who love all women - Buddy on a Desert Island (SD)(1): Buddy stranded on a desert Island (Buddy) - Cop Impersonator (KSM)(1): drunk guy pretends to be a cop - Blonde Mechanic (KBMS)(1): the mechanic with the beautiful blonde locks - Baby* (DBM)(1): a babyless couple talks to mother in the park #116 - How did this happen? (M)(1): man wonders how did this happen - Cathy & Kathie -- Is He or Isn't He? (all)(1): Cathy & Kathie wonder if the new guy is gay (Cathy, Kathie, Secretary, Tanya) - Thirty Helens Agree - Bass Player (BK)(1): a tribute to a bass player - Thirty Helens Agree - Compensation (BMSK)(1): workmen explain how compensation works - Thirty Helens Agree - Buddy's Bar -- Canadians (S)(1): Buddy discusses Canada (Buddy) #117 - Boo! (SD)(1): the author of scary books - Leslie the Vampire Fag (MS)(1): Leslie has a friend over (Brad) - Comedy Sketch with Just a Middle (KDBM)(1): a comedy sketch premise - I Don't Have Enough Money to Pay for This Cab (MKS)(1): head crusher's friend comes over (Mr. Tyzik) - The Darcy Pennell Show* (KDS)(1): the Darcy Pennell Show -- ugly women's fashion (Darcy Pennell, Brad) #118 - Love Me* (MB)(1): guy cooking steaks; guys runs up - Stinky Pink (KMS)(1): Fran's friend Barbara explains to her son about her separation and new hair color (Fran) - Premise Beach 1 (KDSM)(1): A comedy premise on premise beach - people who shouldn't run for office - Big Crouton (B)(1): the story of the big crouton - Pole Vaulter Olympic Tragedy (KMD)(1): tragedy at the olympics - Premise Beach 2 (KD)(1): People with gift heads - Gay Entertainers (KDS)(1): A monologue from Scott - Fly on Face (M)(1): girl leaves guy because of fly on his face #119 - Barking Guys at Bar (DBM)(1): guys are bar bark at women - Shark Hunter Brothers (KM)(1): island-native brothers discuss manhood - Death of Rock (BD)(1): Bobby and teacher discuss the death of rock (Bobby) - Pick-up Artist with Tarantulas (SM)(1): the pick up artist (Melanie) - Girlfriends Leave the Country (KD)(1): guys party when girlfriends leave - Monique the Pyromaniac (DSM)(1): Monique the pyromaniac is fired #120 - What is the Fat Man Doing Across the Road Song (MK)(1): the fat man song - Pie-Eating Contest Love (all)(1): Nena and husband find out how their friends met (Nena, Nena's Husband) - Thirty Helens Agree (-)(1): there's a time and a place to show photos of your kids - "Nobody Likes Us" Guys on a Date (DK)(1): the Nobody Likes Us guys on a date in a restaurant (Nobody Likes Us) - Buddy's Bar -- Canadians (S)(1): Buddy discusses Canadians (Buddy) - The Real Buddy Holly (KM)(1): what Buddy Holly was really like - Thirty Helens Agree (-)(1): a Helen is a Helen - Dr. Seuss Bible (all)(1): a presentation of the Bible as written by Dr. Seuss #201 - What I Like About Spring (S)(2): what a man likes about spring - The Friendly Couples (SMKD)(2): Nena's husband makes a "pass" at his old friend's wife (Nena & Nena's Husband) - Trucker Businessman (M)(2): Truck Owner makes a phone call (Bobby's Father) - Paranoid Undercover Alien (DSK)(2): undercover alien overreacts to innocent questions - Best-Looking Man in the World -- Bim Bam Baby (-)(2): abridged version - Bad Doctor (D)(2): the story of the really bad doctor (Doctor) - Bobby vs. Satan -- Guitar Fight (DMB)(2): Bobby has a guitar fight with Satan (Bobby, Bobby's Mother, Bobby's Father, Satan) #202 - Business-Suit Trappers (KDSM)(2): guys who trap businessmen for their suits (Francois, Jacques) - Cabbage Head at a Restaurant (all)(2): Cabbage Head tries to seduce women in a restaurant (Cabbage Head) - Firing Chris 1 (BS)(2): Chris is fired (Chris Belamy) - Loner with a Stubbed Toe (M)(2): the loner ponders his gangrenous toe - Firing Chris 2 (BDKM)(2): Chris is fired after five minutes (Chris Belamy) - Pit of Ultimate Darkness (KDM)(2): proof of Hecubus's evilness (Pit of Ultimate Darkness, Satan) - Firing Chris 3 (BKM)(2): Chris is fired in a police line-up (Chris Belamy) - Buddy's Bar -- Sappho Sluggers (all)(2): Buddy manages an all-girl baseball team (Buddy, Shona) #203 - Making Up the News (M)(2): news anchorman cracks up (Channel 7 News Team) - Two Clearly Insane People (all)(2): Sizzler sisters' lounge act (Jerry & Jerry Sizzler, Channel 7 News Team) - Kathie's Dream (all)(2): Kathie wins Miss Canadian (Kathie, Secretary???, Cathy) - Not Allowed to Smoke in the Subway (SM)(2): two friends on subway platform - Crying Anchorman (M)(2): sad news (Channel 7 News Team) - The Phone: (-)(2): a phone rings - Cucumber Salad on Face (BS)(2): executive has cucumber salad on face (Robert) - The Phone (all)(2): phone rings incessantly (Jerry & Jerry Sizzler) - The Phone Show/Touch Paul Bellini (all+P)(2): Touch Paul Bellini Contest (Paul Bellini) #204 - Nutty Bunnies (BMKS)(2): nutty bunnies frolick in a field - Buddy's Bar (S)(2): Buddy talks about who's gay (Buddy) - Darryl on a Date (MKDS)(2): Darryl has a blind date in a restaurant with a woman on the rebound (Darryl) - Police Department - Yes Dear (MD)(2): man with nagging wife and parrot - Police Department (MB)(2): 11:53 a.m. City Limits - naked through the woods (Police Department) - I Don't Want it Now (all)(2): man at restaurant who wanted his bill five minutes ago - Police Department -- Car Chase (all)(2): the Officers see some escaped convicts (Police Department) #205 - Charged with Being an Asshole (BKS)(2): Bruce is charged in court with being an asshole - Police Department (MB)(2): 10:45 p.m. 810 Ossington St. - standoff (Police Department) - Buddy in Prison 1 (S)(2): Buddy explains how he got put in prison (Buddy) - Two Clearly Insane People Rob a Bank (KDB)(2): the Sizzlers try to rob a bank (Jerry & Jerry Sizzler) - Police Department - Chicken Lady (MDS)(2): the Chicken Lady gets a date to come to her apartment (Chicken Lady) - Hash Dealers (K)(2): Kevin reports hash dealers to the cops - Police Department (MB)(2): 8:40 p.m. Richland Cresc. - locked keys in car (Police Department) - Life's Greatest Moments/ (K)(2): man in bed discussing life's greatest moments - Courtroom/ (BDMK)(2): life's greatest moments guy pleads not guilty - Buddy in Prison 2 (BDMS)(2): Buddy also pleads not guilty (Buddy) #206 - The Heavy Pen (DK)(2): a reading of the new novel - Animal Rights Commandos (BSM)(2): Humanoids for Humanism help animals (Humanoids for Humanism) - Lost Hair in Restaurant (DSKB)(2): man loses his hair in a restaurant - The Breakup (BM)(2): the amicable breakup turns nasty - Wood Nymph (SM)(2): Buddy spots a wood nymph (Buddy) - Bad Anecdote Guy (SMKD)(2): businessman -- "Good night! I'm joking!" - Theo the Teacher (all)(2): Theo the cool teacher confides to his class (Bower) #207 - Lady is a Tramp* (DS)(2): man tries to befriend a whore (Jocelyn) - Businessman in a Slump (DMB)(2): Gerald is in a slump (Gerald, Gerald) - The Guy Who Speaks English (S)(2): thinks everyone should speak English (English-Speaking Guy) - [Lady is a Tramp*] (DS)(2): man proposes to the Lady (Jocelyn) [NOTE: not actually aired in this show] - Gavin and the Chair-Painting Guy (BM)(2): Gavin pesters a guy painting a chair (Gavin) - Singing Philanderer (KB)(2): philanderer sings a song in a western bar - Lady is a Tramp* (DSK)(2): Lady is a Tramp 30 years later (Jocelyn, Rudy) #208 - Talentless Lounge Act (KD)(2): horrible lounge act sing a song - Birth of a Nation* (SDMK)(2): birth of a nation: fascism, democracy, etc. - I Got Fired Today (SBD)(2): Gordon is fired (Fran, Gordon, Brian) - Police Department - The Man Whose Nose Bleeds At Will (all)(2): the freak show (Chicken Lady) - Police Department (SM)(2): 1:03 p.m. Cherry Beach - officer talks to Tony Baldwin from Surf Cops (Police Department) - Money Momentum (BM)(2): the money momentum seminar (Money Momentum Guys) - Hang Ten You're Booked (SB)(2): Tony Baldwin, actor on Surf Cops - Liposuction (all)(2): the liposuction song #209 - Police Department (MB)(2): 3:07 p.m. Cherry Beach - bust the queen while drinking tea (Police Department) - Head Crusher in Physical Therapy (MBSK)(2): head crusher is injured and must undergo physical therapy to recover his head-crushing ability (Mr. Tyzik) - Police Department (MB)(2): 7:38 p.m. Richland Cresc. - don't love my dad (Police Department) - Daddy Drank (KD)(2): the story of how daddy drank - S&M Pair (BM)(2): the slave and master on the street - Police Department (MB)(2): 2:55 p.m. Cherry Beach - Shelley Long (Police Department) - Passed Out Guy in Office (all)(2): guy knocks himself out in a business meeting and stays unconscious for days - S&M Pair (BM)(2): the slave and master again - Gavin (BM)(2): Gavin pesters his mother while she's on the phone (Gavin, Gavin's Mother) - Disillusioned-Parent Press Conference (DK)(2): disillusioned parents hold a press conference - Beating Up Your Old Man (all)(2): the Kids discuss beating up their fathers. #210 - Guess Your Weight (DK)(2): guy who can guess everything but weight - First Date (MB)(2): Nena's first date with a guy -- "skip the..." (Nena) - Message to Math Teachers (SB)(2): the message to the old math teacher - Leslie the Vampire Fag (all)(2): Leslie saves a guy from fag bashers - Paranoid Worker (KM)(2): worker who keeps a list of his office enemies - Scott Thompson (SD)(2): The Scott Thompson show by Scott Thompson - Amnesiac Restaurant Customer (BDS)(2): man in restaurant who can't remember who he is - Cleaning-Men Whores (SB)(2): men whoring their maid service - Cathy & Kathie -- Girls' Night Out (all)(2): the girls have a get-together and feast on cheesecake (Cathy, Kathie, Secretary???, Tanya) - Eating in the Shower (K)(2): Kevin eats in the shower (during credits) #211 - I Don't Think He Has the Report (BMK)(2): man coughs up the report in a business meeting - Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Hypnosis 1 (KDM)(2): the hypnosis attempt (Pit of Ultimate Darkness) - Mr. Heavyfoot Runs a Marathon* (D)(2): (Mr. Heavyfoot) - Jazz Hater (B)(2): Bruce hates jazz - Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Hypnosis 2 (KDM)(2): hypnosis attempt continued (Pit of Ultimate Darkness) - Touch Paul Bellini Winner (MP)(2): announcement of the Touch Paul Bellini contest winner (Paul Bellini) - The Affair* (KBMS)(2): story of the secret affair (Darryl) - Mr. Heavyfoot Test Drives a Car* (D)(2): (Mr. Heavyfoot) - The Kafuffle* (SM)(2): Buddy and the Queen's correspondence (Buddy, The Queen, Prince Edward) #212 - Police Department (MB)(2): 3:10 p.m. Cloverdale Park - bubble bath (Police Department) - Kevin Sleeping (K)(2): Kevin shows us how he sleeps - Doug's Mistress (DSM)(2): women talks about her husband's mistress (Bobby's mother, Bobby's father) - Stand in the New Style (SDM)(2): "Stand in the New Style" hip-hop song - The Place They Call Vegas (BM)(2): on a faraway planet, son asks his father about the Place they call Vegas - Jesus the Bad Carpenter (D)(2): proof that Jesus was a bad carpenter - Police Department (MB)(2): 2:41 p.m. Cherry Beach - my daughter, the cop (Police Department) - Bladder Support Group (all)(2): the support group for people that won't be tyrannized by their bladders #213 - It's-a-Fact Girl and the Origins of Beethoven's Fifth (S)(2) - America (B)(2): Bruce salutes America - Politician Jam-Taster (MSK)(2): politician judge at a jam-tasting contest - It's-a-Fact Girl and the Queen (S)(2): (The Queen) - Caffeinated TV Tit-Watcher (D)(2): guy who watches for tits on TV - Girls Backstage at the Play (SBM)(2): girls backstage discuss the new play - Message to Richard Nixon (BS)(2): a message to Richard Nixon - Speech Impediment (DBK)(2): not his fault he pronounces differently - It's-a-Fact Girl and the Queen (S)(2): (The Queen) - Arms in a Tank of Dead Fish (all)(2): guys who hold their arms in a tank of dead fish - It's-a-Fact Girl and the Queen (S)(2): (The Queen) (over credits) #214 - Police Department (MB)(2): 2:10 p.m. Cloverdale Ave. - good cop/bad cop (Police Department) - Phone Sex (SM)(2): guy calls phone sex and gets Chicken Lady (Chicken Lady, Brad) - It's a Fact - Children's Novelist (KDS)(2): story of a guy who writes children's books - Police Department (MB)(2): 9:05 p.m. Richland Cresc. - best thing about being a cop (Police Department) - Evan the Shoe Salesman (BMS)(2): Evan the intense shoe salesman (Evan, Satan, Murray) - Faggot -- it is the Letters (S)(2): maybe it's the letters that makes people so frightened of the word "faggot" - It's a Fact (-)(2): Bigfoot singing - Blues Man Heckler (MD)(2): Mississipi Gary is heckled (Mississippi Gary) - It's a Fact (M)(2): neighbors in love for 45 years - Suicide Note (all)(2): the Kids visit Bruce as he recovers from his suicide attempt #215 - Mr. Heavyfoot Kicks a Ball* (D)(2): (Mr. Heavyfoot) - Scott's Not Gay Anymore (all)(2): the Kids panic when they find out Scott's not gay anymore - Melanie's Date (MK)(2): Melanie has a date over (Melanie) - Mean Doctor (SD)(2): doctor who likes telling people hey have cancer - The Poo Guy (B)(2): Bruce doesn't want to be known as the Poo Guy - Mr. Heavyfoot Has a Date* (DK)(2): (Mr. Heavyfoot) - Guy that Wants to Get Beaten Up (BDM)(2): guy on the subway platform who apparently wants to get beaten up - Night of the Cow (all)(2): the story of the Night of the Cow - Mr. Heavyfoot on the Moon* (D)(2): (Mr. Heavyfoot) #216 - One of these Five Men Has Something Interesting to Say (all)(2): or do they? - The Cincinnati Kid (all)(2): the Cinncinnati Kid looks for the Toronto Kid - Career-Ending Moments in Show Business* (DK)(2): Leslie de Gaulle Trio -- anti-Communist folk singers - Thirty-second Stories (B)(2): story about magnetic Joe - Do You Have the Time? (DB)(2): woman misinterprets an innocent request for the time on subway platform - Thirty-second Stories (B)(2): story of some kids and a dad going to the zoo - Career-Ending Moments in Show Business* (DK)(2): woman makes a big mistake when accepting an award - Relax with a Trip to the Farm (all)(2): businessman likes to relax with a a trip to the farm when things get hectic - Cathy & Kathie -- Scandalous Weekend (SBM)(2): Cathy has a scandalous weekend when she goes to a bar (Cathy, Kathie, Tanya) #217 - He's Gonna Give Away $1000 (MSB)(2): song in western bar - Police Department (MB)(2): 3:31 p.m. Park Ave. - ticketing my car (Police Department) - Decorator Demon 1 (KDS)(2): man gets a demon to brighten up his apartment - Head Crusher Duel (MK)(2): the head crusher finds his nemesis (Mr. Tyzik) - Touch Paul Bellini Winner (MP)(2): announcement of the Touch Paul Bellini contest winner (Paul Bellini) - Police Department (MB)(2): 9:20 a.m. Pleasant Acres - grave of first traffic ticket (Police Department) - Governor with the Hooker (KDMS)(2): governor talks with hooker in hotel room - F-ing Good Ham (all)(2): Bobby accidently says a bad word in front of his parents (Bobby, Bobby's Mother, Bobby's Father, Bower) - Decorator Demon 2 (KD)(2): demon continued (over credits) #218 - Humanoids for Humanism Meeting/Cabbage Head 1 (BSM)(2): the Humanoids for Humanism plan to kill Cabbage Head (Humanoids for Humanism) - The Chain Letter (DBK)(2): businesmen discuss a disturbing piece of mail - Plunger Salesman (M)(2): man talks about a great plunger salesman (Bobby's Father) - Cabbage Head Shot (all)(2): Cabbage Head is shot (Humanoids for Humanism, Cabbage Head) - It's a Fact - Impatient Guy in Line (DKM)(2): guy waiting in grocery store line impatiently (Melanie) - Confidante to the Stars -- Spoon-head Party (S)(2): Weston Esterhazy's Hollywood spoon-head movie "Eliza's Party" (Weston Esterhazy) - Cabbage Head 3 (BSM)(2): Cabbage Head talks about his religious conversion while on a talk show (Cabbage Head) #219 - Impotency Cured! (SMK)(2): man embarrasses his friend at a bar - Cathy & Kathie & Decaf (all)(2): everyone in the office is exhausted (Cathy, Kathie, Tanya, Secretary???, Ms. Ferguson) - Thirty-second Stories (B)(2): Tess & Lars, who built cars - I Speak No English (DS)(2): the guy who speaks English meets a guy who claims to speak no English (English-Speaking Guy) - Darryl the Big Brother (KMS)(2): Darryl spends time with his "Little Brother" (Darryl) - Thirty-second Stories (B)(2): the office party of shame - Two Years Late for a Date/Screw You Taxpayer (all)(2): bad sketch is a waste of taxpayer money - Thirty-second Stories (B)(2): the Stones concert - The Doors (BK)(2): man in record store thinks about getting a Doors album #220 - Playing Charades (all)(2): group of people play charades, when one has to leave... - Gavin Pricing Meat (BKM)(2): Gavin prices meat in a butcher shop while his mom gets a makeover (Gavin, Gavin's Mother) - Police Department - Who's to Blame!?! (DKB)(2): boss looks for someone to blame for the bad weather (A.T. & Love Boss) - Police Department (MB)(2): 1:33 p.m. Park Ave. - cloud shapes (Police Department) - The Tea Party (DSB)(2): two destructive guys have a tea party with their lady friend - The Party -- How the Hell Am I Supposed to Know That? (DKMS)(2): man makes inadvertant inappropriate comments at a party - Police Department (MB)(2): 9:40 p.m. Pleasant Acres - ex-partner (Police Department) - Great Sex Phone Messages (M)(2): the man who has many answering machine messages that says he's good at sex - Tube Top of Justice (B)(2): the story of the Tube Top of Justice - Complicated Italian Movie with Francesca Fiore (SD)(2): man in a bar tries to explain a Francesca Fiore movie (Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones) #221 (Compilation Episode) - It's a Fact (-)(2): uncle who spits - Head Crusher Duel (MK)(2): the head crusher finds his nemesis (Mr. Tyzik) - Best-Looking Man in the World -- Bim Bam Baby (-)(2): abridged version - Daddy Drank* (KD)(2): the story of how daddy drank - It's-a-Fact Girl and the Queen (S)(2): (The Queen) - Bad Doctor (D)(2): the story of the really bad doctor (Doctor) - Cucumber Salad on Face (BS)(2): executive has cucumber salad on face (Robert, Don) - It's a Fact (M)(2): neighbors in love for 45 years - Buddy's Bar -- Sappho Sluggers (all)(2): Buddy manages an all-girl baseball team (Buddy, Shona) #222 (Compilation Episode) - Police Department (MB)(2): 8:40 p.m. Richland Cresc. - locked keys in car (Police Department) - The Friendly Couples (SMKD)(2): Nena's husband makes a "pass" at his old friend's wife (Nena & Nena's Husband) - Business-Suit Trappers (KDSM)(2): guys who trap businessmen for their suits (Francois, Jacques) - Gavin and the Chair-Painting Guy (BM)(2): Gavin pesters a guy painting a chair (Gavin) - Police Department (MB)(2): 10:45 p.m. 810 Ossington St. - standoff (Police Department) - Chicken Lady's Date (MDS)(2): the Chicken Lady gets a date to come to her apartment (Chicken Lady) - Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Evilness (KDM)(2): proof of Hecubus's evilness (Pit of Ultimate Darkness, Satan) - Police Department (MB)(2): 7:38 p.m. Richland Cresc. - don't love my dad (Police Department) - Eating in the Shower (K)(2): Kevin eats in the shower (during credits) #301 - Stewardesses in Diner (SKBD)(3): they burst in asking if anyone can fly a plane - New Development in the Sauna (DS)(3): steam room talk (Danny Husk) - Bigot Cabbie -- Blue Jays (KM)(3): the Bigot cabbie blames "certain people" when the Blue Jays lose (Bigot Cabbie) - Chicken Lady at Strip Show (all)(3): the freaks attends a strip show and see Rooster Boy (Chicken Lady, Bearded Lady, Slimy MC) - Psycho Cabbie (KSM)(3): same customer, but this cabbie shoots other cars and takes unwanted short cuts (Bigot Cabbie, Psycho Cabbie) - Police Department (SMB)(3): 7:36 p.m. West End Mall - they withstand some blatant abuse (Police Department) - Farmers in a Diner (DK)(3): two farmers discuss celebrities - My Pen! (all+J)(3): office worker has his pen taken (Psycho Cabbie) - Police Department (SM)(3): 9:52 p.m. Fellow Lane - they discuss a movie over a dead body (Police Department) #302 - Fag! (S)(3): guy coming out of house repeatedly called fag - Sleepwalking 1 (SDB)(3): Brian pretends to be sleepwalking (Fran, Gordon, Brian) - Dog Trainer (KD)(3): guy tries to train his useless dog - Relationship Section (BDK)(3): couples sits in relationship section of restaurant - Painting with Darryl (M)(3): Darryl on his show "Painting with the Inner Child with Darryl" (Darryl) - Sleepwalking 2 (SB)(3): ...later that same night (Fran, Gordon) - Girl Drink Drunk* (DK)(3): businessman addicted to girl drinks #303 - Asleep on the Job (DS)(2): street worker asleep on the job - Bruce the Small Guy (BD)(3): Bruce wonders how tall he is - Stunned Father (K)(3): father stunned because wife left him -- "a whole lotta milk-a". - The "I Want a Raise" Guy 1 (KD)(3): comedy writer wants a raise - Gimmel-100 Salesmen (BMS)(3): money momentum guys sell Gimmel-100 organs (Money Momentum Guys) - The "I Want a Raise" Guy 2 (KD)(3): comedy writer wants a raise continued - Buddy's Bar -- Tammy the Pop Star (all)(3): Buddy discovers Tammy (Buddy, Tammy) #304 - Obnoxious Golf Guy (KD)(3): the obnoxious golf guy tries to make small talk - Those Earrings Are Mine (all)(2): guy tries to explain away his affair (Robert) - Flying Pig 1 (BDKM)(3): the flying pig at the bank line (Flying Pig, Darryl, Guy in Line) - Canada Abandons Monarchy (SM)(2): Queen tries to win back Canada (The Queen, Prince Edward) - Flying Pig 2 (BKS)(3): the flying pig continued (Flying Pig, Guy in Line) - Awards Show (all)(3): the movie awards show - Flying Pig 3/Police Department (BM)(3): (Flying Pig, Police Department) - Substitute Axe (DK)(3): ax murderer tries to borrow an ax (Ax Murderer) - Flying Pig 4 (BMK)(3): the flying pig continued (Flying Pig, Guy in Line) #305 - But First... (DMKB)(3): Businessmen -- "I'd like to begin the presentation, but first..." - Tanya the Temp Leaves (all)(3): Tanya the temp leaves the office (Cathy, Kathie, Tanya, Ms. Ferguson) - Open Letter to Wheel Stealer (B)(3): Bruce's open letter to the guy that stole his bike wheel - The Mouse (M)(3): story of a guy's conflict with a mouse (Tucker) - Open Letter to Wheel Stealer Watchers (B)(3): Bruce's open letter to the people who watched the guy steal his bike wheel - The Murder Trial (all)(3): guy lies on the stand to get away with murder - Scott Buying Beer (SB)(3): Scott wonders whether he should buy beer for some underage youth #306 - Police Department 1 (BMS)(3): p.m. Stanfield Park - police find a dead body (Police Department) - Accent Teacher (KM)(3): teacher teaches accents - Making Potato Salad (B)(3): red beehive lady makes potato salad (Myra) - Don't Blame the Clown (SD)(3): clown causes trouble in business meeting (Danny Husk, A.T. & Love Boss, Bingo the Clown) - Drag Revolution (S)(3): drag queens take over - Police Department 2 (BMSD)(3): 10:03 p.m. Stanfield Park - dead body continued (Police Department) - The Phantom of the Warehouse (all)(3): bad boss becomes the legend - Police Department 3 (BM)(3): 10:36 p.m. Stanfield Park - dead body continued (Police Department) #307 - Live with Mom or Dad? (MDBS)(3): kid has to decide who to live with - Pit of Ultimate Darkness on a Date (KDB)(3): Pit of Ultimate Darkness has a date in a restaurant (Pit of Ultimate Darkness) - Bruce Lookalike 1 (BD)(3): the guy who thinks he looks like Bruce - Crazy Guy in Waiting Room (SM)(3): crazy guy mocks people in a waiting room - Why Did They Have to Take the Word "Gay"? (M)(3): lady wonders why gays had to use the word "gay" - Bruce Lookalike 2/Dad Died -- Call Mom (KBMD)(3): brothers are told their dad died and they quibble over change (Doctor) - I've Been Kidnapped (all)(3): Danny Husk reads the paper to discover that he has been kidnapped (Danny Husk, White-Haired Criminal) #308 - Einstein (DK)(3): Einstein insulted by sarcastic painter - Gut Guys (MBK)(3): they guys with big guts at a bar - Wedding Reception 1 (BD)(3): the wedding reception, toasts, etc. - Terrier Song (BK)(3): the Terrier Song (Terrier) - Wedding Reception 2 (MB)(3): wedding reception continued - The "Ascertain" Guy (BD)(3): the guy who can't stop using the word "ascertain" - Wedding Reception 3 (SBK)(3): wedding reception continued - Darryl the Waiter (all)(3): Darryl at his job as waiter (Darryl) #309 - Old Lady Falls Down (SKMB)(3): old lady falls down, man takes her oranges (Police Department) - Psychic Artist (DK)(3): Dave's draws a person he has never seen, based only on the sound of his voice - Gavin's Love (all)(3): Gavin falls in love with his babysitter (Gavin, Gavin's mother) - Mr. Heavyfoot Puts on his Pants* (DK)(3): (Mr. Heavyfoot) - Buddy's Bar -- Paris (S)(3): Buddy discusses his time in Paris (Buddy) - Street Singers 1 (BM)(3): the street singers sing on the street (Street Singers) - Mr. Heavyfoot Hates the Movie* (D)(3): (Mr. Heavyfoot) - Street Singers 2 (all)(3): the street singers in their home (Street Singers) #310 - It's a Fact (-)(3): you can get blood from a stone - Wanna See a Dead Body? (SDBK)(3): man brings his girlfriend to see a dead body in a field (White-Haired Criminal) - Scott's Double 1 (all+P)(3): Scott's double starts misbehaving (Paul Bellini) - Businessmen (BM)(3): Gerald and Gerald talk on the phone (Gerald, Gerald) - Minimum Wage (B)(3): guy complains about minimum wage - Scott's Double 2 (all+P)(3): Scott's double continued - Stereo Bargaining (BD)(3): man bargains in a stereo store (Murray) - It's a Fact (-)(3): uncle lost his job and acts weird - Naval Captain (KSD)(3): the stupid ship captain - It's a Fact (M)(3): the "It's a Fact" girl bargains for more money (Murray) #311 - Girls! Girls! Girls! (KM)(3): guy follows signs to find girls (Mr. Tyzik) - The Marriages (all)(3): a woman's repeated failed attempts at marriage - He's 45 1 (BD)(3): hip guy talks to his son (He's 45) - The Thrift Shop (SMK)(3): Raj and Christine discuss the strange day (Raj, Christine) - He's 45 2 (BDK)(3): hip guy and his family (He's 45) - Sexual Harassment of Himself (MKD)(3): trial of the man who acused himself of sexual harassment - He's 45 3 (BK)(3): hip guy's open relationship (He's 45) - Stay Down! (BMKS)(3): Sid who won't stay down when losing a fight (Sid, Sharisse, The Queen, Sid's Friend) #312 - Police Department (BM)(3): 9:33 p.m. Simcoe Park - other careers: opera singer and security guard (Police Department) - Chicken Kabob (all)(3): man chokes on a chicken kabob - Fake Ed McMahon (BDM)(3): man pretends to be Ed McMahon - Police Department (BM)(3): 6:17 p.m. Westfield Ave. - shift's over (Police Department) - Buddy's Bar -- AIDS (S)(3): Buddy talks about AIDS (Buddy) - Wimpy Tea Guy (KM)(3): Mr. Tisane orders some tea (Mr. Tisane) - Police Department (BM)(3): 8:11 p.m. Logan Road - asleep on the car (Police Department) - Tammy -- The Pickle (all+P)(3): Tammy meets the Queen at a pickle factory (Tammy, The Queen, Paul Bellini) #313 - History of Boxing (KD)(3): innovation in the history of boxing - Pizza Shop Lechers (MKD)(3): pizza shop guys lust after schoolgirls - On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave - opera - Sid & Sharisse (BM)(3): Sid wonders if he is too small to love (Sid, Sharisse) - On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave - desert island - The Agents (SMDB)(3): the agents try to get an actor a gig (Sudelmans) - On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave - mustache - Bald Man's Horrible Secret (B)(3): bald wig salesman has a horrible secret #314 - Poem by the Emperor of Japan 1 (M)(3): the emporer recites a haiku - Gavin's Mother's Funeral (all)(3): Gavin attends his mother's funeral (Gavin, Father, New Mother, Murray) - Poem by the Emperor of Japan 2 (M)(3): another haiku - King of Empty Promises (KDM)(3): the "Will Do" guy borrows a videotape from Lex (Dean, Lex) - Bruce on How to Break Into Show Biz (B)(3): Bruce explains how to break into show business - Appendix Scar of Hate (MDK)(3): man has a disturbing appendix scar (Doctor) - Poem by the Emperor of Japan 3 (M)(3): another haiku - Scott Thompson's Perfect Man (all)(3): Scott describes his perfect man #315 - Police Department (BM)(3): 9:34 p.m. Welland Park - abandoned potato (Police Department) - Captain Wonderful (DKS)(3): Captain Wonderful, Arms Longfellow, and the Winged Avenger at their hideout - Don't Call Her 1 (BS)(3): man debates whether to call a potential girlfriend (Brad) - Police Department - Gay Home Alone Outfit (S)(3): Scott explains what gay boys wear when home alone - Businessman that Just Stares (MKD)(3): the party with businessman that just stares unnervingly but has ulterior motives - Don't Call Her 2 (B)(3): man and girlfriend have sex - Exhibition Shirling (all)(3): an exhibition of shirling (Shirling Guy) #316 - Celebrities Scott Thompson Looks Like (S)(3): the celebrities Scott Thompson looks like - One Clearly Insane Person (DK)(3): Jerry Sizzler visits his now-cured sister (Jerry & Jerry Sizzler) - It's a Fact (M)(3): Importance of Cleaning Ears - After-Death Experience (M)(3): Mississippi Gary's song about his after-death experience (Mississippi Gary) - Garbage Man Fan (BKM)(3): man who applauds garbage men - It's a Fact - Looking for Pot (all+PJ)(3): Bower goes searching for pot (Bower, Jocelyn, Satan, Bobby) #317 - Flying Pig Remeniscing (all)(3): man remenisces about the Flying Pig (Flying Pig, Guy in Line, Danny Husk) - Her "God" Spot (DKM)(3): dog show organizer wonder about a misprint - The Darcy Pennell Show* with Francesca Fiore (DKS)(3): Francesca Fiore goes on Darcy's show and brings a clip of her next movie (Darcy Pennell, Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones) - Son of Flying Pig 1 (MSKB)(3): the son of the Flying Pig shows up (Flying Pig, Guy in Line) - Thank-you letters of Tyrone Bibbens Esquire (SK)(3): Tyrone Bibbens writes thank you letters, because he'll be dead soon - Tanya at a Party 1 (all)(3): Tanya annoys people at a party (Tanya) - Son of Flying Pig 2 (KBD)(3): son of the Flying Pig continued (Flying Pig, Guy in Line) - Tanya at a Party 2 (MD)(3): Tanya the day after the party (Tanya) (over credits) #318 - Old Yeller 1 (all)(3): KITH presents the dramatic conclusion of "Old Yeller" - A.T. & Love's Danny Husk -- Porn Star (SD)(3): Danny Husk's Boss confronts Danny about being a porn star (Danny Husk, A.T. & Love Boss) - "What If" Guy (BM)(3): man confronts noisy people in restaurant, but runs through alternate versions of reality in his mind - Buddy's Bar -- Drugs (S)(3): Buddy talks about drugs (Buddy) - Old Yeller 2 (all)(3): another dramatic conclusion of "Old Yeller" - Rod Torfulson's Armada (MBSK)(3): Rod tries to convince the band to change its name (Armada) - Horsey/Old Yeller 3 (DSMK)(3): mother reveals the truth to her daughter about her horsey/dramatic conclusion of "Old Yeller" #319 - What?!?!? (SB)(3): man wonders about the look his wife gives him - Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Hecubus Fired 1 (KDSB)(3): Hecubus is fired for drinking too much (Pit of Ultimate Darkness) - Father & Son Thieves (BS)(3): father and son rob a man's house - Darryl on a Date -- Darryl's Momma (MDS)(3): Darryl has a date over and tells his date about his mother (Darryl) - Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Hecubus Fired 2 (DK)(3): Hecubus fired continued (Pit of Ultimate Darkness) - Absent-Minded Customer/Scott Thompson's 100th Waiter Sketch (all)(3): an absent minded guy doesn't understand the story/celebration for Scott's 100th Waiter #320 - On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave - Bearded Lady Marries (DKM)(3): the bearded lady prepares to get married (Chicken Lady, Bearded Lady) - Arrogant Executive (DK)(3): the arrogant executive listens to an ad pitch - Kids in the Hall Kids/Bruce's Regrets (BM)(3): Bruce's regrets at the end of the KITH season (Satan, Mr. Tyzik, Cabbage Head) - Horny Patient (SK)(3): horny man gets examined by a nurse (Nurse Unloop) - On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave - Spy Models* (SDMK)(3): a film with Francesca & Bruno (Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones) #321 (Compilation Episode) - Girls! Girls! Girls! (KM)(3): guy follows signs to find girls (Mr. Tyzik) - The Marriages (all)(3): a woman's repeated failed attempts at marriage - Bigot Cabbie -- Blue Jays (KM)(3): the Bigot cabbie blames "certain people" when the Blue Jays lose (Bigot Cabbie) - New Development in the Sauna (DS)(3): Steam room talk (Danny Husk) - It's a Fact (-)(3): the "It's a Fact" girl bargains for more money (Murray) - Psycho Cabbie (KSM)(3): same customer, but this cabbie shoots other cars and takes unwanted short cuts (Bigot Cabbie, Psycho Cabbie) - The Thrift Shop (SMK)(3): Raj and Christine discuss the strange day (Raj, Christine) - My Pen! (all+J)(3): office worker has his pen taken (Psycho Cabbie) - It's a Fact (M) (3): Bargaining for more money #322 (Compilation Episode - not in FAQ) - Police Department (SMB)(3): 7:36 p.m. West End Mall - they withstand some blatant abuse (Police Department) - Chicken Lady at Strip Show (all)(3): the freaks attends a strip show and see Rooster Boy (Chicken Lady, Bearded Lady, Slimy MC) - Old Lady Falls Down (SKMB)(3): old lady falls down, man takes her oranges (Police Department) - King of Empty Promises (KDM)(3): the "Will Do" guy borrows a videotape from Lex (Dean, Lex) - Canada Abandons Monarchy (SM)(2): Queen tries to win back Canada (The Queen, Prince Edward) - Police Department (BM)(3): 8:11 p.m. Logan Road - asleep on the car (Police Department) - Stay Down! (BMKS)(3): Sid who won't stay down when losing a fight (Sid, Sharisse, The Queen, Sid's Friend) #401 - Cameraman Ted Riley Memorial (DSM)(4): a memorial (Channel 7 News Team, Nena?) - The Dog for Whom I Feel Nothing (B)(4): man has a loveless relatioship with his dog (Terrier) - Whores (SDBM)(4): (Whores, Police Department) - Pitiful Mechanic (KM)(4): the really pitiful dumb mechanic (Tucker) - Spider on the Face (KD)(4): man wakes up with a giant spider on his face - Whores (SD)(4): (Whores) - Whores (SD)(4): (Whores) - Hyper Business Executive (BK)(4): the hyper businessman has heart problems - Cabbie Delivers Rush-Hour Baby (all)(4): cabbie delivers rush-hour baby #402 - Street Fight -- Parents Watching (BDM)(4): Sid in a street fight (Fight Pickers) - Cathy & Kathie & the New Girl (SB)(4): Cathy and Kathie gossip about the new girl (Cathy, Kathie) - Street Fight -- Confusion (BDK)(4): Sid in a street fight (Fight Pickers) - Darryl on a Date -- the Oompah Band (MKD)(4): Darryl explains that he sees an Oompah Band in his head (Darryl) - Street Fight -- Unfair Fight (BD)(4): Sid in a street fight (Fight Pickers) - Buddy -- Virtual Reality (S)(4): Buddy explores VR (Buddy) - Cyril St. John the Escapist (DKSM)(4): the story of Cyril St. John - Hardboiled NY Rednecks (MK)(4): is it a bear or a deer? (Rednecks) #403 - Fiore Parfums Commercial (S)(4): commercial of Fiore Parfums (Francesca Fiore) - Whores (SK)(4): "Are you holding out on me?" (Maudre, Rudy) - The Fantasy Sexual Indescretion (BKM)(4): woman who has sexual fantasies reveals it to her boyfriend - I'm Turning Assistant into a Rat (DMK)(4): the man who is turning his assistant into a rat - Whores (DSK)(4): turning tricks for asthma medication (Whores, Rudy) - Phil from the Warehouse with the Pains in his Head (MSB)(4): Phil pesters a man in a shoe store - Whores (SK)(4): John Wayne imitation (Maudre, Rudy) - The "Will Do" Guy in Prison (KDM)(4): Dean in prison (Dean, Lex) #404 - Governor's Wrong Number (DS)(4): the governor calls a wrong number at a crucial moment - Spot Bellini Contest (all+P)(4): Bruce explains the rules (Paul Bellini) - The Fight Pickers (BD)(4): they take on a biker and his goldfish (Fight Pickers) - Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Multiple Personalities (KD)(4): Hecubus and his multiple personalities (Pit of Ultimate Darkness) - The Fight Pickers (BD)(4): they take on two guys in suits (Fight Pickers) - The Sandwich People (B)(4): Bruce talks about various sad peoples - Meeting of the Ontario Dental Association (SK)(4): A man's contact lenses keep bothering him (Danny Husk) - Bauer at Kyle's (SKDP)(4): Kyle is surprised to find Bauer making himself at home, and Bellini appears (Bauer, Paul Bellini) #405 - 7 at 11 News - Weatherman is Not God (DSM)(4): the weatherman is not God (Channel 7 News, Nena) - Emergency Room Joker (DMBS)(4): A seriously injured patient takes time out for a few gags - Donovan responds to Scott's ad (S)(4): A man responds to Scott's personal ad - Out of Body Experience (all)(4): Myra Ketchell's family has Thanksgiving dinner and her husband offers her the neck (Myra) - Sex Girl Patrol (all)(4): an apparently Jamaican director introduces his "very sexist" new film (Preacher Character) - So says you! (KD)(4): A man tells his wife he has amnesia and a fear of death #406 - Can I Turn on the Radio? (MK)(4): guy's singing bothers his buddy (Rednecks) - Becoming a Booster (B)(4): Kathie describes how she became a Blue Jays fan (Kathie) - The Losers (MB)(4): they do competition beer bottle tossing into their kitchen sink (The Losers) - Traveling Blade Sharpener (DK)(4): Ax Murderer needs blade sharpened during a murder (Ax Murderer) - Times Are Changing (SDB)(4): Fran learns about salsa, peanut sauce and meals in a pill (Fran, Gordon and Brian) - The Losers (MB)(4): they do competition rubber ball bouncing into their bathtub (The Losers) - Forced Date (all)(4): two people are forcibly introduced to each other - What Am I Doing (KB)(4): married man dreams of affair with his maid - The Losers (BM)(4): fire in the apartment (The Losers) #407 - Sarcastic Conversation Baiter (KD)(4): Man baits another man with sarcasm at a party - Chicken Lady Visits Her Old House (all)(4): Chicken Lady visits the house she grew up in (Chicken Lady, Bearded Lady, Tucker) - He's 45 (B)(4): cool guy fires assistant (He's 45) - Bad Doctor -- Confusing Names (DS)(4): doctor confuses Banning/Manning/Fanning (Doctor) - Seven Things to Do Today (KD)(4): the strage guy with a list of things to do (Thug) - He's 45 (BM)(4): cool guy looks for a new employee (He's 45) - He's 45 (B)(4): cool guy hires a new employee (He's 45) - Fran & Judy the New Widow (SDB)(4): Fran comforts Judy the new widow (Fran, Gordon, Judy) #408 - Whores (SDK)(4): "I meant to say yes!" (Whores) - Gavin -- Door-to-Door Missionaries (BMDK)(4): Gavin is visited by door-to-door religious missionaries (Gavin, Gavin's Father) - Car Stalled (SK)(4): car is stalled -- "Try it now." (Danny Husk) - Dull since the Heart Attack (BM)(4): the men who have been dull since the heart attack - Whores (SDM)(4): nervous guy and the sock puppet (Whores) - Kevin's Family and Airport Movies Series (KS)(4): similarities, coincidence? - My God They Can Read My Thoughts (KDS)(4): man is stunned to discover fellow businessmen can read his "thoughts" - Awkward Thanksgiving (MKBD)(4): the awkward family Thankgiving dinner with the brother at home #409 - Chalet 2000* (all+P)(4): episode-long sketch has the Queen avoiding scandal by seeking out Buddy (Buddy, The Queen, Francois, Jacques, Terrier, Santa) #410 - Michael the Incompetent Receptionist (BD)(4): Michael can't remember things - Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Employee-Employer Exchange (KD)(4): Simon Milligan and Hecubus switch jobs (Pit of Ultimate Darkness) - Police Department (MB)(4): 9:42 a.m. Cherry Beach - grilling the gullible rookie (Police Department) - Psychic Delivery Service (KMSD)(4): old women taken advantage of by psychics - Police Department (MB)(4): 10:53 a.m. Cherry Beach - more of the gullible rookie (Police Department) - Making Answering Machine Messages (KB)(4): couple tries to make their answering machine message - Police Department (MB)(4): 3:51 p.m. Cherry Beach - rookie and the dead body (Police Department) - Mr. Tisane and the Trial (all)(4): Francesca Fiore is put on trial (Mr. Tisane, Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones) #411 - What a Best Friend Is (B)(4): man describes what a best friend is - Anal-Probing Aliens (DKM)(4): anal-probing aliens question their work (Tucker) - I'm a Good Worker Now (DBM)(4): man tries to get his old job back - Whores (SD) (4): Discussing plastic surgery (Whores) - Rod Torfulson's Armada (BMK) (4): Discuss throwing out the guitarist (Armada) - Do Re Mi Song (all)(4): the Kids sing "Do, a Deer" (Terrier) - Dear Guy I Clotheslined (D)(4): an apology to the guy Dave clotheslined - Whores (SDB)(4): (Whores) - Parents who Find their Son's Pot (MSDK)(4): parents find their son's pot (Nena, Nena's Husband) #412 - Lucky Lobster (DKM)(4): the promotion is in the bag - There's a Fine Line Between 1 (B)(4): fine line between nice guy and... - Sudelmans (MBS)(4): the Sudelmans negotiate (Sudelmans) - Ted's Church of the Very Bright Lights (KDM)(4): Ted's follower has doubts - There's a Fine Line Between 2 (S)(4): fine line between confidence and... - In the Old Days/Buddy's Bar (MS)(4): in the old days, the men knew who the men were... (Buddy) - Lackluster Incompetent Cop (MK)(4): the lackluster cop investigats a burglary (Apathetic Cop) - Warrior-Within Weekend (all)(4): Danny Husk goes on a men-only retreat (Danny Husk, A.T. & Love Boss) #413 - Police Department (MB)(4): 5:57 p.m. Cherry Beach - sound a fridge makes (Police Department) - Sid & Sharisse and the Pizza Guy (BMK)(4): Sid threatens the pizza shop employee (Sid, Sharisse) - Police Department - Ed the Fraud Businessman (DMKJ)(4): the businessman who thinks he will be revealed a fraud - The Whores and Rudy (SDK)(4): "Shut up!" (Whores, Rudy) - Mark's "Fan" Mail -- the Secret of Nudity (M)(4): Mark reads his fan mail and reveals the secret - Police Department (MB)(4): 3:38 p.m. Cherry Beach - vacation pix (Police Department) - Tarzan the Businessman (DKB)(4): Tarzan in the business world (Chris Belamy) - Detective Peter Prince -- the Kitty Case (KSMD)(4): Kitty is missing #414 - Inexperienced Cannibal on Trial (DKS)(4): the inexperienced cannibal's trial - Santa Claus Visits Childless Couple (all)(4): Santa Claus visits (Santa) - Spot Bellini Contest Winner (BP)(4): Breakfast with Bellini (Paul Bellini) - Wrong Number -- What Have you Done with Frank? (KD)(4): man who got wrong number demands to know what happened to Frank - Tammy Video -- Ain't Gonna Spread for No Roses (BM)(4): Tammy shows off her new video (Tammy) - My Art! (KB)(4): man borrows another man's art to show his girlfriend #415 - The Flirt (BD)(4): the guy who flirts with another man's wife in front of him - Awkward Talk with Father in the Hospital (all)(4): man doesn't want to hear his son say "I love you" (Doctor, Don) - Police Department (MB)(4): 1:20 p.m. Cherry Beach - got a puck (Police Department) - The Junkie on a Date (KM)(4): the heroin junkie explains his situation - The Scared Airline Pilot (SDB)(4): airline pilot hides from his crew - Police Department (MB)(4): 11:05 a.m. Cherry Beach - preparing for undercover work (Police Department) - Melanie goes Rollerblading (DMK)(4): Melanie meets someone while rollerblading (Melanie) - Sausages (BSMK)(4): bizarre, surreal sketch about a man in a sausage factory #416 - Cathy and Kathie (SKBD)(4): They withstand some company restructuring and share jobs (Cathy, Kathie) - The Voices (B)(4): Bruce describes the torment - Steps* -- Hot (DSK)(4): guy-watching and saying "hot" (Steps) - Chad's 13th Birthday (BK)(4): His dad initiates him into manhood in the family tradition - Cheap, Crappy Art (BM)(4): the cheap cheezy art collection (Shirling Guy) - Steps* -- Gay Marriage (DSK)(4): discussing gay marriage (Steps) #417 (incorrectly listed in faq as a season 5 episode) - Janitor Retires (DM)(5): janitor retires from a school - Marriage Denial (KB)(5): man repeatedly denies being married - Francesca in Yugoslavia (asdf)(5): Francesca & Bruno make movie in Yugoslavia (Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones) - Police Department (BM)(5) Police Department (BM)(5) - Let the Flirting Begin (all)(5): guys flirt with new woman in office - No-Chocolate Diet (D)(5): man repeatedly swears off chocolate. #418 - Whores (SD)(4): "Are you a transvestite?" (Whores) - Darryl on a Date -- Mozart (MB)(4): Darryl gushes about Mozart (Darryl) - Whores (SD)(4): TV's Alice (Whores) - Fireman Wannabe (DKM)(4): the man who decided to be a fireman - Buddy at the Cemetary (S)(4): Buddy remembers a friend (Buddy) - Steven the Stupid Drunk (BK)(4): man talks on phone with Steven the stupid drunk - Whores and Rudy (SDK)(4): Rudy drives a cab (Whores, Rudy) - Kevin Uses His Celebrity -- Should I? (K)(4): Kevin debates whether or not to use his fame #419 - Bike Courier Working on Two Hours Sleep (B)(4): tribute narrated by Bruce - White Filipino Boy (SD)(4): man talks to a white Philipino shoe-shiner boy - I'm Charging You (BM)(4): Sid & Sharisse fight outside an opera house (Sid, Sharisse) - The Architect & the Atrium (KDM)(4): architect demands an atrium - Drunk Chick from Winnepeg (B)(4): tribute narrated by Bruce - Politically Correct Art Class (DSB)(4): art class rebels against politically incorrect art professor - He's Just a Hopeless Romantic (B)(4): tribute narrated by Bruce - Bob the Angelic Sexual Surrogate (KSD)(4): Bob acts as sexual surrogate for a couple #420 - Bigot Cabbie -- Chinaman (SM)(4): the Bigot cabbie hassles a "chinaman" (Bigot Cabbie) - Gezbo the Video-Selling Clown (BM)(4): the Money Momentum Guys sell videos in a hospital (Money Momentum Guys) - Police Department (MB)(4): 8:48 a.m. Cherry Beach - suspicious guy in the neighborhood (Police Department) - The Whores & Rudy & the High School Diploma (KSDM)(4): The Whores help Rudy study for his high school diploma (Whores, Rudy) - Stupid Affair Attempt (KDS)(4): woman makes an idiotic attempt at an affair - Pickle Nightmare (DK)(4): one man's pickle nightmare - Christine and Raj Switch Tables/Bigot Cabbie (SM)(4): Christine and Raj try sitting at a different table (Raj, Christine, Bigot Cabbie) #421 (Compilation Episode) - Fiore Parfums Commercial (S)(4): commercial for Fiore Parfums (Francesca Fiore) - Seven Things to Do Today (KD)(4): weird guy tries to accomplish his list of seven things to do (Thug) - Cheap, Crappy Art (BM)(4): the cheap cheezy art collection (Shirling Guy) - The Dog for Whom I Feel Nothing (B)(4): man has a loveless relatioship with his dog (Terrier) - Cyril St. John the Escapist (DKSM)(4): the story of Cyril St. John - Steps* -- Gay Marriage (DSK)(4): discussing gay marriage (Steps) #422 (Compilation Episode) - Inexperienced Cannibal on Trial (DKS)(4): the inexperienced cannibal's trial - Car Stalled (SK)(4): car is stalled -- "Try it now." (Danny Husk) - Do Re Mi Song (all)(4): the Kids sing "Do, a Deer" (Terrier) - Anal-Probing Aliens (DKM)(4): anal-probing aliens question their work (Tucker) - Whores (DS)(4) - Making Answering Machine Messages (KB)(4): couple tries to make their answering machine message - Chicken Lady Visits Her Old House (all)(4): Chicken Lady visits the house she grew up in (Chicken Lady, Bearded Lady, Tucker) #501 - Idiot Boy at Work (DS)(5): Idiot Boy is causing problems at work (Idiot Boy) - Police Department (BMS)(5): 10:00 a.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy? (Police Department) - You've Gained Weight (DK)(5): woman with eating disorder discusses weight problems - Police Department (BMS)(5): 6:00 p.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy? (Police Department) - Feelyat! (KMSD)(5): bizarre foreign-language game show (& news bulletin) (Darryl) - Brian's Been Arrested (S)(5): Fran tells how Brian was arrested (Fran) - Police Department (BMS)(5): 11:00 p.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy? (Police Department) - The Beard (all)(5): Man's beard takes over his life (Nena) #502 - Police Department (SMB)(5): 10:00 a.m. Precinct House - "conclusion" of "Did you kill that guy?" (Police Department) - Disgusting Old Man (KMDJ)(5): old man asks neighbor to turn over his wife (Disgusting Old Man) - The Chosen One Thinker (BDK)(5): fast food crew chief/chosen one thinks - Chance Meeting* (B)(5): the story of a man's and woman's chance meeting (directed by Bruce) - Police Department (SMBD)(5): 9:00 p.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy? (Police Department) - Firing Documentary (KDM)(5): man makes documentary of being fired from work - Police Department (SMB)(5): Did you kill that guy? - Grizzly* (KMD)(5): man encounters a "bear" while hunting for chicks - Police Department (SMBD)(5): 1:00 a.m. Precinct House - real "conclusion" of "Did you kill that guy?" (Police Department) #503 - Whores (DSK)(5): drumming up business (Whores, Rudy) - Meet Your New Male Slave (SKDM)(5): Buddy gets a new male slave [Mark narrates] (Buddy) - Someone Doesn't Like You (MDK)(5): man discusses a guy who doesn't like a friend - Whores (SD)(5): rap music (Whores) - Poreef (BMS)(5): Money-Momentum guys sell new product in a grocery store (Money-Momentum Guys) - The Tattoo (BS)(5): man reveals his deep hidden secret - The Hit* (DSMB)(5): man hires hit man to kill himself (Police Department, Thug) (directed by Dave) #504 - God is Dead (all)(5): newsreel footage of the death of God - New Boots* (BSKD)(5): workers with steel-toed boots go to the job (directed by Bruce) - Accelerated-Time Breakup (KD)(5): time accelerates whenever man leaves wife - Whores (SDK)(5): new price list (Whores, Rudy) - Buddy's Bar -- Montreal (S)(5): Buddy talks about Montreal (Buddy) - Whores (SD)(5): johns who can't pay (Whores) - Dipping Areas (all)(5): a restaurant kitchen discussion about the mousse dipping areas #505 - Steps* -- Gay Pride (all)(5): gay pride day (Steps, Police Department) - Stump Hand Waiter (SDKB)(5): the waiter with stumps for hands (Danny Husk?) - Butt Freak Film Buff (DM)(5): the guy who likes a certain type of movie scene - Gavin at the Police Department (BKS)(5): Gavin registers a complaint at the police department (Gavin) - Steps* -- Gay Pride (DSK)(5): gay pride day continued (Steps) - Guy Who Consoles People in Hospital (DMBKJ)(5): the guy who consoles crying people in the hospital - Steps* -- Gay Pride (DSK)(5): gay pride day continued (Steps) - Evan the Stereo Salesman (BKM)(5): Evan the intense stereo salesman (Evan, Satan, Murray) #506 - Fight-Picking Guy - This Close (SD)(5): guy in bar who wants to get in a fight - Weston & Virgil in 1972 (SMB)(5): Weston & Virgil at school in 1972 (Weston Esterhazy, Virgil) - Power-Mad after Promotion (KDM)(5): mail clerk gets promoted and goes power-mad - Sick about Crime (D)(5): experienced cop gets sick about lawbreakers - Laundromat Business Opportunities (MB)(5): businessman tries to lease underwear - Fight-Picking Guy - Up Your Craw (SK)(5): guy in bar who wants to get in a fight - Post-Apocalypse Poets (KMB)(5): post-apocalypse poets smokes pot and writes songs - Fight-Picking Guy - Hey! (SM)(5): guy in bar who wants to get in a fight - Coal-Shoveler with Angst (BM)(5): coal shoveler questions life #507 - Slow Motion Trick (MDK)(5): guy acts slow to make friend leave - Ex-Girlfriend Relocation (MKD)(5): guy wants to have ex-girlfriend relocated - Whores (DS)(5): looking for a hooker with a heart of gold (Whores) - Love (B): Bruce monologue about love - Breast-Obsessed Businessman (KDS)(5): man obsessed with secretary's breasts - Whores (DS)(5): "Want a date?" joke backfires (Whores) - Naive Duck Hunting (SM)(5): hunting-naive companions go duck hunting - Whores (DS)(5) - They Love Me in France (all)(5): why Kevin is popular only in France #508 - 555-SLUT (none): gross guy's phone sex ad - Chicken Lady at the Mall (DMSB)(5): Chicken Lady masturbates at the mall (Chicken Lady) - Old People (B)(5): Bruce monologue about old people - Office Joker Revenge (MKB)(5): man wants to get revenge against office joker - 555-SLUT (none)(5): gross guy's phone sex ad - Exercise Class Instructors (MBS)(5): exercise class teachers have a fight - 555-SLUT (D)(5): friend-of-gross-guy's phone talk ad - Embarrasing Dinner (KSDM)(5): man's companion snorts coke at dinner (Smitty) #509 - Steps* -- Coming Out (DSK)(5): Steps guys discuss coming out to their parents (Steps) - Crab Shampoo (KM)(5): American in Canada wants crab shampoo - Obfuscator Boyfriend (DB)(5): man obfuscates about moving in together - Mr. Tisane's Tea Problem (KMD)(5): Mr. Tisane addicted to tea (Mr. Tisane) - Boiled Potatoes (MDSK)(5): a man has an idea for a new restaurant - Steps* -- Movie (KDSB)(5): Steps guys see Intimate Circumstances (Steps) #510 - Lick Town Clean (DK)(5): residents must lick the town clean - Agents in the Bar (SMK)(5): the Sudelmans in the bar order drinks after last call (Sudelmans) - The Lovers 3* (DM)(5): the lovers talk about their love (directed by Mark) - Noisy Kid (MBKD)(5): man in line complains about a yakky kid - Dave/Elk (DS)(5): comparison of Dave and an elk [Scott narrates] - Humpback Gays (BS)(5): gay pair discusses one guy's hump (Butchie?) - The Lovers 4* (DM)(5): the lovers talk about their love (directed by Mark) - My Training* (BKM)(5): man who participates in competitive bathtub-soaking #511 - The Test-Tube Baby (SD)(5): man complains about being a test-tube baby - Kathie & Dry Cleaner (BMSK)(5): Kathie sleeps with dry cleaner (Kathie, Cathy, Tanya, Secretary, Bigot Cabbie) - Whores (DSK)(5): first timer (Whores, Rudy) - Starving Street Singers (BKM)(5): street singers look for food (Street Singers) - Communist Threat (DK)(5): man talks about the communist threat - Whores (SK)(5): Maudre pretends to be Rudy's wife (Maudre, Rudy) - Man's Girlfriend's Jobs (all)(5): man who wants girlfriends with various jobs #512 - You Scuzzy Piece of Filth! (DK)(5): He dialed wrong. - Raj and Christine: Temporary Roommates (MS)(5): She contributes; she shoplifted for him. (Raj, Christine) - Check (BKM)(5): A practice session (Herman Menderchuck, Rod Torfulson, Armada leader) - Shoe Shine (BK)(5): He's not stoned; he's just noticing things. - The Monkeys (DM)(5): Be afraid. Be very afraid; he might let the monkeys loose. - Under Dog (K)(5): He's like gorgonzola cheese. - Cameraman (BKM)(5): They have a song. (Herman Menderchuck, Rod Torfulson, Armada leader) - Husk Musk (all)(5): The bottled scent of Danny. (Danny Husk, A.T. & Love Boss, Gavin) #513 - Clothes-Talker (K)(5): man talks to his clothes - Sid & Sharisse Wedding (all)(5): Sid & Sharisse get married (Sid, Sharisse, Sid's Friend) - Whores (DSM)(5): film producer (Whores) - Darn Near Puked (BSK)(5): office workers discuss "gross" things - Whores (DS)(5): high heels and old boyfriends (Whores) - Scott's Vision (SM)(5): Scott has a vision after reading a list of men who died of AIDS - Again! Again! (SKBM)(5): old man asks women to dance in their underwear #514 - Police Department (BM)(5): 2:16 p.m. Cherry Beach - madness in L.A. (Police Department) - Bleeding Ear (KDB)(5): man's ear starts bleeding at dinner - Bikini Inspector (B)(5): man complains about "Bikini Inspector" T-shirts - Wedding at Buddy's (SKM)(5): Buddy conducts a marriage ceremony (Buddy) - This Scene Was Written in Haste...* (SDK)(5): a sketch written in haste - Hi-Tech Car Alarm (M)(5): Tucker followed by a car after setting off its alarm (Tucker) #515 - Cyclops (SD)(5): cyclops at a party - The Convenience Store Worker (all)(5): A convenience store clerk has his performance reviewed by executives - Hillbilly's Problem (MDSKJ)(5): A hillbilly has some problems after his cow kicks him in the head (Nurse Unloop) - Fran the Italian (SM)(5): Fran feels out of sorts (Fran) #516 - Wrote the Report Naked (DKS)(5): free spirit writes a report (Danny Husk, A.T. & Love Boss, Bingo the Clown) - Don't Shut off My Cable! (SM)(5): Korean War vet doesn't want to lose his cable (Disgusting Old Man) - My Gazebo! (all)(5): woman's gazebo disappears (Police Department) - Scott on Los Angeles (S)(5): a monologue from Scott on a dream he had - Carlo the Scientist (BM)(5): Darryl participates in an experiment (Darryl) #517 - Greater Possibilities (DK)(5): Man with submarine for an office - Steps Guys at Home (SDK)(5): Butch calls 555-JERK (Steps) - "Living Proof" Press Conference (MKB)(5): Band dies in a bus crash - Big Bucks* (B)(5): Man with a bizarre job gets the big bucks (directed by Bruce) #518 - Band Killer (BKM)(5): Capture of a serial killer (Police Department) - Brown Stuff (DS)(5): A.T. & Love boss has a problem (Danny Husk, A.T. & Love Boss) - I'm Late (KB)(5): The perfect couple practices being perfect - Steps* -- AIDS (DKS)(5): Steps guys discuss AIDS (Steps) - Bye Stan* (all+J)(5): Guy wishes everyone a good weekend (Danny Husk, Cathy, Kathie, Ms. Ferguson?) - Bellini Day (BMDP)(5): Aliens celebrate Bellini Day (Paul Bellini, sorta) #519 - Francesca, Bruno, & the Voiceover Guy (SDM)(5): voiceover guy corrects Francesca's grammar (Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones) - Sperm Bank I (SMBK)(5): the humanoids rob a sperm bank (Humanoids for Humanism) - The Queen at Tea (DKS)(5): the Queen drops by unexpectedly for tea (The Queen) - Sperm Bank II (MBK)(5): sperm bank continued (Tucker, Armada in stills) - Man of Destiny (D)(5): a busy guy - Sperm Bank III (BM)(5): sperm bank continued (Police Department in still) - Heart Channel (all)(5): a truly bizarre pledge drive (Nena, Murray, Doctor, Nurse Unloop, Terrier) - Sperm Bank IV (-)(5): sperm bank concluded #520 - Check (BKM)(5): A practice session (Herman Menderchuck, Rod Torfulson, Armada leader) - Noisy Roommates (DK)(5): man has problems with his "44" noisy roommates - Encyclopedia Salesman (BDS)(5): Uh, ya lost me (Dense Guy) - Junkmail (K)(5): Junkmail saved his life. - Nice Face (BKM)(5): A glimpse into their creative process (Herman Menderchuk, Rod Torfulson, Armada leader) - Liquidation Sale (all)(5): What are you doing? You'll break it. - Sam and Janet (DS)(5): Of big orange bags, muffins and sexual tapes - Journey to the Top of the Stairs (KSM)(5): a musical number #521 (Final Episode) - End of the Beginning (P)(5): Bellini listens to the radio (Paul Bellini) - Armada Grows Old (MBK)(5): Armada sees the future (Armada) - The Sixth Kid (all)(5): Jeff Berman tribute - Buddy's Bar - Closure (S)(5): Buddy closes the bar - On Censorship (KDB)(5): "recap" of censored episodes - A.T.&Love Buyout (all)(5): Everyone is fired (Cathy, Kathie, Tanya, Ms. Ferguson, Secretary, A.T.&Love Boss) - Burial (all+P)(5): the boys are buried and Bellini speaks! (Paul Bellini) #522 (Compilation Episode) - God is Dead (all)(5): newsreel footage of the death of God - Chicken Lady at the Mall (DMSB)(5): Chicken Lady masturbates at the mall (Chicken Lady) - Hillbilly's Problem (MDSKJ)(5): A hillbilly has some problems after his cow kicks him in the head (Nurse Unloop) - The Convenience Store Worker (all)(5): A convenience store clerk has his performance reviewed by executives - Meet Your New Male Slave (SKDM)(5): Buddy gets a new male slave [Mark narrates](Buddy) - Disgusting Old Man (KMDJ)(5): old man asks neighbor to turn over his wife (Disgusting Old Man)