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The titles of these skits are sometimes spoilers. You probably don't want to read this list until you've already seen the episode, for when you want to find specific skits.


I've labelled some of the guest actors that I like in [brackets]
Skits I particularly like are tagged with [*****]

TAPE ONE
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#101	"THE CRY OF A HUNGRY BABY"
  Entitilitus - Ronnie Dobbs
  First Episode - Introduction
  Suggestions For A Show?
  Hitler Sings
  Bob Names 50 States
  Kick Out Suggestors
  "...Have Really Changed"
  Priest Slave For Jerk, Caught On Video
  Convenience Store Security Cam 5
    Change For A Dollar, Quarters Mostly
  Rodney Dobbs, Fuzz, Las Vegas
    Rodney Becomes Famous
    The Movie
  O'Henderson's Incubation Pants

#102	"WHAT TO THINK"
  Artists Funding Hearing
    Travelling Salesman Joke
  David's Electrical Collar
  Georgie Folk Festival/Jelly Off
  Books For Seniors / Senator Tinkerbells
  Good News - Overcome - Renouncing Homosexuality
  Marshall, The 13th Infomercial Apostle
  Voice-Over King
  Globo-Chem "Fuck You" Advertisers and Pit Pat
  Travelling Salesman Joke - The Musical [Jack Black]

#103	"WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU"
  Unauthorized Biography of Mr. Show
  Mail Order Bride From Globo-Chem [Sarah Silverman]
  Kissing Booth, Gay Porno
  Honeymoon and the Third Wheel
  Screwballz, Sex Dating Game
  Video Complaints
  Gorden Grove, Movie Extra, Lobotomy
  Mr. Larry Black, Lounge Singer
  Supermodel Calling Service
  My Film Festival
  Show My Movie - Credits - No Help From Bob

#104	"WHO LET YOU IN?"
  Just Watch TV
  Popemobile Chase Coverage
  Expert Lounge
  Classic vs Awesome vs Core
  Music Lesson for
    I.D.S. - Imminent Death Syndrome
  Trial of the Millenium
  Performance Artist Spank
  Suing the Flag
  Expert Truck [Jack Black]
  Creation of the American Flag
  Bob Slacker Guy - History Museum Job
  I.D.S. Again
  Gruesome Footage of Double Murder

#201	"NOW, WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?"
  Mr. Show, The Sovereign Nation
  FBI, Get Off My Property
  Day 16 of Mr. Showdown
  Spitting Madonna + Other Miracles
  Thrilling Miracles - 8 in 1 Superpan
  British People Can Fly
  FBI Surrenders
  Visiting America, Customs
  Take Back the Streets - Shake the Crime Stick
    and Ice Cream Precinct
  Independent Nations Games
  Old Man Inside Home Standoff

#202	"A TALKING JUNKIE?!"
  David's English Accent + His Talking Junkie Friend
  Tyler the Grown Up Adopted Baby
  Red Balloon Will Show You the Way
  Mr + Mrs A's Family Adult Book Store
  "Ewww Girl Ewww" by Three Times One Minus One
  Video Soul on WPCBCN (White People Co-Opting Black Culture Network)
  Rap - The Musical
  Homage Awards - Borrowing Black Culture
  Creepy Peeping Videos

1996
#203	"THE BIGGEST FAILURE IN BROADWAY HISTORY"
  Dave is Late Again, Breaking Up
  Kick His Hippie Ass
  No Adults Allowed
  Slacker Discrimination
  The New KKK
  Awards For Advertising - Most Improved Image
    Nambla, We're Not Killers
  Drunk Cops
  Sulu the Iguana
  The Book of Jeepers Creepers - Semi Star [Jack Black]
  Big Book of Broadway Failures
  Hippie Pie

1996	#204	"IF YOU'RE GOING TO WRITE A COMEDY SCENE, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
		 SOME RAT FECES IN THERE"
  GV Corporation
  Mr Show Shareholder's Meeting
  Hard Scoop - Illegal Hiring Practices
  Van Hammersly's Teaching By Billiards Tapes
  You're Gay, Son
  Imagineer It with Greg Sniper
    Tofutti Break
  Greg Sniper's Invention and Goats
    Greg's Accountant
  Downsizing Firing/Hiring/Firing
    Fired Everyone
  Child Laborers In Charge [Ben Stiller]
  Senator Tankerbell - American Yard Sale
  SF, New Globochem Theme Park
  Greg Interrupts,  Light Sweeping
  I'm Not In This Ending

1996	#205	"OPERATION HELL ON EARTH"
  Our Daughter, Superstar
  Bob & David's Childhood Flashback
    Retirement
  Teaching Parents to Deprive
  My Father Touched My Butthole
  America First Hate Group
  News - Getting A Divorce
  The Basketball Recruiters
  Blame-A-Thon '96
  Fartin' Gary / Fartin' Rudy
  Second Wind Sitcom: "Three Bean Casserole" [David Foley (KiTH)]
  Start Tap Dancing

1996	#206	"THE VELVETEEN TOUCH OF A DANDY FOP"
  10 Day Run For Entitilitus
  Charity Work
  Subway Advice, 4/5 Voices Within [Jack Black]
  Bob Slacker Guy, Donut Choice
  Approval of the Masses - Luddite Guy
  Megaphone Crooning
  Coupon, The Movie
     vs The People of the United States [Jack Black]

1996  (Second season first show?  4 shows last season?)
  Fantastic Newness (paid advertisement) [Jack Black]
  Replay:  Change for a dollar
  Burnt Milk, Replay:  Senator Tinkerbell Saves America
  Good News, Replay: The Ad-Men (Globo-Chem)
  Clean A Cop Car, Replay: Screwballz
  New clips:  FBI, Crime Buster, Luddite, Coupon, Stealing Black 
    Culture, Drunk Cops, Family Porn Shop, Albino/Iguana Pet, Cop Hits 
    Guy, English Accent, Son, You're Gay, British Can Fly, Nambla Ad, SF 
    Theme Park, Blame-A-Thon, Bob Raps, Blame-A-Thon, Illegal Hiring 
    Practices, Coupon, Blame, Fire Everyone, Slackers, Greg's Goats, 
    Super Pan, Family Porn Shop, New KKK, Fartin' Gary
  In Loving Memory, Carlin McCree


1997	#301	"HEAVEN'S CHIMNEY"
  Mr Show Cult, the Bob and Heaven's Chimney
  Deprogramming, Jesus
  Crazy Religious Beliefs
  Watch Us Have Sex
  Devastator, Thrill World, Killer Ride
    "Thank You For the Ride"
  Car Ride Bad News
  Educational Film Festival
    World's Oldest:  The Limits of Science
  Our Lord Satan
    Sloth
  Religious Persecution

1997	#302	"A WHITE MAN SET THEM FREE"
  Hate Mail / Cracker Barrel
  Backwards Communication Guy
  Marriage-Con and Boat Show '97
  BioSphere, New Years
  Benjamin and Gerard's Ice Cream
  Last Indian Proudfeather
  Vietnam - Go On Without Me
  "Hell In A Handbasket"  Movie Clip [Jon Stewart]
  Night Talk With Senate Subcommitee
  All Star Salute To the Last Indian
  La Balloon Sportife
  Sweeping Up

1997	#303	"PEANUT BUTTER, EGGS, AND DICE"	7/29/1997
  Best Very Special Award
  David Comes Out
  Go See the Ratings Man
  Santa Claus and the Gangster
  No Christmas
  Tatiana, the Weather Hermaphrodite
  Cockring Warehouse
  "Kate and I Are Getting Married"
  Fuzz In Las Vegas, The Song
    Rodney Dobbs
  The Cyrus Dewey Brave Choice Awards
    Bob Lamonta Story

1997	#304	"OH, YOU MEN"
  Lost Episode [*****]
  Entertainment 4 Every 1
  Ventriloquist Wars
  Honey, I Killed A Man
  DeLongpre Dannon Show
  Ol' Fisherman's Sticky Pads
  Lie Detector Test [*****]
  Pre-Watched TeeVee
  Time Caplet, Sam and Criminy Craffft
    Druggachusettes
  Goodbye Lost Episode
    Planet of the Apes

1997	#305	"FLAT-TOP TONY AND THE PURPLE CANOES"
  Good Morning
    Women's Solidarity Collective
  "Gota Good Thing Going"  The Beetletown Players
  Video Roundup - Smoosh
    Spring Break On the Moon
    Norma Jean Monster and Chrysalis [Sarah Silverman]
      Trust Camp
  Missing Young People and Their Companions
  Nooz 6 Bloopers
  Wee Time Toddler Wear
  Nostradamus and His Companion
  Indomitable Spirit [Sarah Silverman] [*****]
  Apocalypse Drill

1997	#306	"PLEASE. DON'T KILL ME"
  Swearing Jar
  Swear To God
  New Apartment
  Luddite Guy
  Fad Three
  Hunger Strike
  Mayosturd
  Doomsday Laser
  Dr X. Doomsday Telethon
  Mustmayosturdayonnaise

TAPE TWO
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1997	#307	"GOIN' ON A HOLIDAY"
  Bob and David's Family
  The Oldies Are Not Goodies
  I've Been Having An Affair With Lee
  Bob Slacker Guy - Nasa Space Pictures
  Blow Up the Moon [*****]
  You Get A Promotion/You're Fired
  Don Pratt, I Can Be Your Friend [Sarah Silverman]
  Seventies Movie Classics
    Bare Ambition [Sarah Silverman]
    Streak-Dome 97
  Protocols of the Elders of Elder
  Going On A Holiday

1997	#308	"BUSH IS A PUSSY"
  Understudy Kedzie Matthews
  The Worthington Law
  Ex-Siamese Twins
  Bad News Breakers
  24 Is the Highest Number
  Marching Band Music
    John Baptiste Philouza
  Mediocrity
  Kedzie and Dr. Katz

1997	#309	"THE RETURN OF THE CURSE OF THE CREATURE'S GHOST"
  One Hour Special
    Mo Phelps, Guidance Counseler
  Gus Kryzinski, Night Janitor
  Local World News
    The Button Man
  Law Firm Interview [Sarah Silverman]
  Titannica and Adam Jimmy
  Pre-Taped Call In Show
  Return of the Curse of the Creature's Ghost
  Chip On the Shoulder Club [Sarah Silverman]
  Mr. Teacher Man
  Acting Is Stupid

1997	#310	"IT'S A NO BRAINER"
  Puny Devil Knee-High Socks
  Protestors [*****]
  On the Spot News - We Make the News [*****]
  VTV - Find the Bean Bag [Sarah Silverman]
  Jack Weber's Propaganda Shorts
  Dream of A Lifetime
  Crazy Devil Kiddie Massage Cream
  Stop the Caricature of Satan
  Let's Get Sloppy!
  Fishing

1997	Press Conference - Third Season
  Replay:  Customs
  Replay:  Coupon The Movie
  Replay:  Bob Slacker Guy and Donuts, Luddite
  Replay:  Megaphone Crooners
  Replay:  SF Theme Park
  New Clips: Who Wants A Banana?, Hurky Jurky, Santa, Devastator, 
    Thanks For the Ride, Vietnam, BioSphere, Watch Us Have Sex, Thanks 
    For the Ride, Blow Up the Moon, Marriage Con and Boat Show '97, 
    Druggachusettes, Streak, Thanks For the Ride, Kate And I Are Getting 
    Married, Mustardayonnaise, Bad News Breakers, Indomitable Spirit, 
    Marching Band [unaired clip!], Thanks For the Ride

1998	#401	"Life Is Precious And God And The Bible"
  David's High, Pharmacy
  The Electric Underwear
    Wearing A Wire
  Welcome To Law School
  Hennesy Brother's Apple Butter
  Hitler Cloning
  Talk Show Castaways
  Scams and Flams, Wishing Well Store
  Weather Report

1998	#402	"It's Perfectly Understandishable"
  Rehearsal Tape
    In the Cage
    Trainers To the Stars
  Blind Love
  Emergency Psychic Hotline
  18 Dalai Lama
  Camp Monk Academy
  In the Cage

1998	#403	"Show Me Your Weenis"
  Swingin' Show
  Mr. Show's Boys Clubs
  Get Your Own News
  Fucked Up Kidnapper
  Underground Tapes
  Wycked Sceptre Party Tape
  Menocu Buttplugs
    House of the Future
  Racist In the Year 3000

1998	#404   "Rudy Will Await Your Foundation"
  Mr. Show Bloopers
  Superstar Machine
  Phone Sex
  Audition
  Dad And You
  Pre-Natal Pageant
  Burgundy Loaf 6-Star Restaurant

1998	#405	"The Story Of Everest"
  Lethal Injekshun
    World's Horniest Mad Scientist
  Public Warning Engineer
  Spilled Food
  Pallies - Edited For Television
  Gibbon's Market vs Fairsley's Market
  Climbing Mount Everest
  The Story of the Story of Everest

1998	#406	"It's Insane this Guy's Taint!"
  Deceased Cast Member
  Hook You Up
  Very First Date
  Fat Intervention
  Intervention Intervention
  Carwash Change Thief Action Squad [*****]
  Men's Club of Allah
  Taint

1998	#407	"Eat Rotten Fruit From a Shitty Tree"
  Mr. Show Water Cooler
  International News Report
  The New Majesty's Guard
  Fuckin' Guys Get Fuckin' Married
  Heaven Club
  God's Autobiography
  Probings - Monster Parties

1998	#408	"Like Chickens...Delicious Chickens"
  WWII Reparations [*****]
  Drug Deal Setup
  Charles McHutchence, Great Guy
    Harrison Greeley III
    Reverend Anders
  Lion's Roar, Scrotum Man
  Oldest News Team
  Crashed In the Andes
  Civil War, The Re-Enactments [*****]
  Mr. Show Telethon

1998?	 #409	"Sad Songs Are Nature's Onions"
  Content Warnings
  Debate Guests
  Classic Songs I Like
  About Actors
  Damages Of Walking
  Goodbye 2 Every 1 Ever - Three Times One Minus One
  24th Annual Song Awards - Teardrop Award
  25th Annual Song Awards
  Show and Tell

1998	#410  "Patriotism, Pepper, and Professionalism"	12/18/1998
  Globo-Chem Retreat
  Josh Fenderman, Honesty In Motion
  Broken Up For a Week
  A New Wave Godyssey
  Marilyn Monster
    Marilyn Mozzarella
  "You're Done" Guy
  Great Seeing You Again Guy
  You Slept With My Wife!
  End of Season