Hang The Bastard                               [Image]
           Hang the bastard, hang him high
           Hoist his body to the sky
           It's as nice as a day can be
           Won't you come to the hanging with me?

           Hang the bastard, hang him high
           Hoist his body to the sky
           It's as nice as a day can be
           Won't you come to the hanging with me?

           Hang the bastard, hang him well
           Send his sorry soul to hell
           When his neckbone snaps we'll know
           When the cannibal won't be killing anymore

           His face will turn red
           Then purple, then blue
           We'll watch from up here
           To get a good view
           And when his eyes bug out we'll know
           It's the end of him
           And the end of the show!

           So hang the bastard, hang him with cheer
           We'll make some hot dogs
           And drink a few beers
           And when his tongue rolls out we'll know
           It's the end of the show
           And we all can go home!

           But not till we hang the bastard, hang him here
           The most exciting thing this town has seen in years
           When his body stops jerking we'll know
           It's the end of him, it's the end of him
           It's the end of him, it's the end of him
           And the end of the show

           (Cowbell solo)

           So hang the bastard, hang him high
           Kiss his guilty butt goodbye
           It's as nice as a day can be
           Won't you come to the hanging with me?

           His veins will pop out all over his head
           We'll tickle his armpits to make sure he's dead
           And when his tongue rolls out we'll know
           It's the end of him and we all can go home!

           But not till we hang the bastard, hang him high
           Hoist his body to the sky
           When his body stops jerking we'll know
           It's the end of him, it's the end of him
           It's the end of him
           Let's get on with the show!

           Hooray!

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