The Trapper Song                               [Image]
           I can catch a helpless animal
           Skin it with my bare hands
           I wake up muddy
           And I go to bed bloddy
           'Cause I'm a trappin' man

           I can brave the nastiest weather
           Even if it's 80 below
           My pa was an elephant
           But that's irrelevant
           And my mom was an eskimo

           I eat rabbits' heads for breakfast
           Beaver bile on the side
           My mind's magnificent
           And my body no different
           I'm full of trapper pride!

           Yo-ho!
           Rip their fur, cut their skin with my knife
           Yo-ho!
           One thing for sure, nothing like the trappin' life!

           I'm badder than the baddest sailor
           Make love to women 10 feet tall
           I've got a chest of wonder
           And balls of thunder
           I can break right through a wall

           I love the sound of metal
           Snapping on an animal's head
           Sometimes they scamper
           Sometimes they whimper
           But they always end up dead

           (Interlude by Nutter)
           I always wanted to be somebody
           Who didn't get pushed around
           Now that I'm a trapper
           I'm the meanest guy around
           (Frenchy interrupts)
           Second meanest!

           The blood of a fresh-cut rodent
           Is as sweet as brandied wine
           And the brain of an antelope
           Taste like cantelope
           What a yummy life

           Yo-ho!
           Rip their fur, cut their eyes out with my knife
           Yo-ho!
           (Song is cut short, due the trapper trio's inability
           to sing in corresponding scales)

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